ever since i was a little girl i always wanted to be unemployed
(via krawps)
you’re the hot lunch
jul | 23
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you know that quote “when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail” bc that’s how i feel whenever i have a lysol wipe in my hand
(via joshpeck)
“are you okay”
no I need to move to a small village that gives me a bunch of land to farm on and has a bunch of hot singles that give me quests to do in exchange for pie and shit
brains say, “I know a spot” and take you to a traumatic memory from 2011
(via trustissued)
One man’s “you are asking for too much” is another man’s “is that all?”.
(via scared-of-spiders)